The Cashmere Blazer: Let me rub my hands on you, hairy one . . . Oooh, you are like silk that’s gone rough, yes. You are like velvet that someone has blended a goat coat through, hmmm. You are so tight, tight, tight, I can see your bruschettas through your sweaters.
The Famous Wine Bar: We love the leather and the dark wood, hmmm, we like to slide our bodies up against it covered in grapes, yes, this is a lovely bar, the women’s lips like full wine glasses, hmmmm, the men dressed like cigars, smoking. Hmmm, let me taste n sip n swallow, because I […]
The Seven Million Dollar Home: This is just luxury, sweetie, I can see the Pyramids from the top balcony. And the one they’re building in our front yard. For me, is it, sweetie, for when I die? That’s lovely . . . What did you just stir into my drink? Oh, sugar, that’s sweet, sweetie […]
I said Free Standing Edwardian not Free Stylin Albanian! You got swords for feet, you watch where you swingin those tings!. . .Ya headband flappin and ya doors swingin – you gonna get someone keeled over. You crampin, not crumpin, all the furniture in da house!
Crumpler is a bag company founded in Melbourne, Australia by David Roper and Will Miller. It started as a messenger bag company in 1995 but now has expanded eversince its range,notably into laptop bags and camera bags. Now,it’s in the Philippines and they have a branch in SM Megamall. They sell well-crafted and beautifully designed […]